“If people want to say I seem too nice to be a footballer, that’s good. It’s just the way I am.”
endless list of favorite people | alison brie
"i support foot fetishists. if that’s what you’re into, great. great that you know that about yourself and you embrace it."
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
I’m glad my mother didn’t know these ladies or she might have picked up some extra tips.
my dad literally cancelled christmas one year when my brother didn’t tidy his room